i_love_primer
+1y
"you might be a mini trucker if your g/fs age is less than the size of your rims"
"what the fuck would i need 24s on a mini truck for? i aint no baller"
"hit the switches for the bitches"
"no my truck isnt broken"
"now that you pulled me over & harrassed me can i get your name to file for harassment mr officer."
"fuck yea my shit is low"
"no my tires arent flat"
"BIG things come in lil trucks"
"so what if im fat, your girl loves me cause i keep her warm at night"
"big hands, big feet, big wheels, lil truck = big dick"
"beauty might be a light switch away but so are stds"
"if your wondering why your mom cant pay the bills, its cause i havent given her a raise yet"
"bitches can give stds while on there knees"
"beer helping ugly women get laid since the 1700s"
"my trucks name is whore, cause it fucks me & takes my money"
"your g/f complains it tastes bad, i keep telling her to swallow faster"
"more body mods than a playboy mansion party"
"girls for you im six feet tall, 205 pounds of beef, straight hair, hazel eyes & white teeth. when rollin here with this stud youll need practice. a night with me will leave you shopping for a matress. take some tools to your head board and run some lag bolts through it, or well bust right through it." - wyatt strange jan/98
"so you wanna be a mini trucker"
"does my truck look like a honda, nothing bolted in damnit"
"i dont think lambo doors look good even on a lambo"
"suicide isnt an option, its a must"
"im not your father, but you might be gettin a new brother."
"why be so picky, slide her some dicky"