deep cuts/stitches!!!

Edited: 9/14/2007 5:54:57 PM by bdroppeddak

how do you get hurt playing baseball, and not by getting hit by a ball or bat?

i'll prolly have a sweet story to tell after this job we are doing is up, ive spent the last couple days in a demin plant moving huge shelves, not hurt by the shelves, but all the forklift drifting... for some reason the floors are slick as a mother from the lint....

I've broken both my arms, one twice, stepped on a hay fork in a bailer and it went all the way though my foot on 2 different occasions, broken 2 ribs, and several fingers and toes while playing football. 2 knee surgeries. But the worst pain i've ever experienced was sunburn on my honeymoon...Got hammered in Aruba and snorkeled for to long. Sunburn was so bad my whole back blistered, and I burned the nerve ending in my back. Had to go to the hospital in Aruba cause of sunburn. It was really bad.....

damn, yall make me feel like a little pussy with my sissy stitches story!

god damn thats some gladiator football right there, stepping on hay forks and shit

im a carpenter, and so far the worst ive done while on the job was shoot a 3" nail into my hand (it blew out of the timber noggin as i was nailing it in)..one of my mates had a circular saw jump back on him and almost took off his thumb though..

best wound i got was in high school, making a little surfboard, i was using the fixed floor belt sander and the timber flicked out, i had my fingers catch under the timber rest and it took it down to the bone on 2 fingers, 2 skin grafts later its all good, just hurts like fuck when its cold and i knock them on things

Originally posted by bdroppeddak



Edited: 9/14/2007 5:54:57 PM by bdroppeddak

how do you get hurt playing baseball, and not by getting hit by a ball or bat?



lol i can do a lot of shit probably noone else could to get hurt haha. i was catching and the pitcher through a bad pitch (this was little league) and i turned, foot stayed planted. broke that shit clean off. it fuckin sucked.

mastersen, i hear the carpenters telling stories all the time about shooting nails through their hands and stuff! that would fuckin suck!

72bumpside, thats my worst fear! breaking my leg, hopefully itll never happen! "knock on wood!"

ive got most of you guys beat. ive had nails through my hands, had scissors cut the tip of my finger off, and broken the same bone in the same place on 6 different occasions. the bone was in my right foot but i wont get into those stories. lets just say none of them are anything to be proud of.

the worst of all has to be when i was 9 years old. i was at my cousins house and we were jumping a decent size dirt pile on his bike. the seat had a tendency to fall off so i took it off when i got on it. i thought i was gonna be a badass and just stand up the whole time. the first jump was decent but i knew that i could do better despite me being a lard ass. on the second jump all was well and i got more air than i thought i would. i thought i was king, until i landed. my feet slipped off the pedals and the seat shaft cought me in the testicular area and ripped my sack open. that was not fun.

although, i did manage to pop wood while staring at the nurses tits while i was in the emergency room.

i was about thirteen or fourteen, building a tree fort. i was cutting a branch with a hatchet, missed the branch and hit myself in the knee. i didnt feel it happen,worst part was numbing it up and the doctor scubbing it with a plastic brush to clean it. it was about an 1" long an 1" deep and laid open a half inch wide.13 inside stiches and 14 outside doc said i was real close to an artery. ive also broke my arm twice,and had sugery on my other leg never found out how many stiches there, but the scars about three inch's long.

Since where telling old war stories , i have one too.........i was walking home from work one night and a guy jumps out from behind the bushes and stabs me threw the neck with a butchers knife.....i got 15 stiches and got sent home that night!!!!!!!!