deep cuts/stitches!!!

i am an electrician i working on a 480v 35amp circuit when it went to ground across my wrist i had burns up and down my arms and a little flash burn in my eyes. that really made for a crappy day.

i had to jump the fence at my parents old house once cuz the gate was locked and i got caught on the top and fell over to the other side and landed on my mothers garden hoe with my face, the blade of the hoe caught me right at the edge of my mouth and slit my cheek about 2 inches, so needless to say my mouth ended up 2 inches wider on one side of my face. i had 26 stitches in my face to close my cheek up, and all i kept feeling was the stitches in my mouth against my tongue. i also skinned my left wrist when i was young all the way down to the wrist bone, the skin peeled back onto the back of my hand and all i saw was a pure white shiny wrist bone, uggggg still creeps me out like it was yesterday.

lol how i can forget this one, when i was 16 i thought taking a ride on my neighbors hood of her buick would be a fun idea, only in shorts, nothing else and the stupid bitch hit her brakes quickly around 35 mph, you can guess where i went, skidding down my street on my right side, my mother put me in the bath tub and washed sand and rocks out of my skin for 4 hours. that was the absolute worst pain i have ever felt, that, and not sleeping for a week too. i still want to kill you michelle, and that was 14 years ago.

a couple years ago i was at a bonfire/party in the middle of nowhere and was ridin my friends yfz450. i was in top gear just mashin close to the rev limiter when the next corner came up way to soon. i barely got it slowed down at all before i hit the ditch. i woke up on my back about 40 feet from the barbed wire fence that the quad was stuck in. i dont really remember the whole thing but when the quad hit the fence it stopped and i kept going towards the fence. i was completely covered in blood on my right arm and left leg. i was able to get it back together enough to pull it outta the fence and drive it back to where everybody was at. the whole front end was f**ked on that thing. luckily there were some sober people there because when i showed up i quickly passed out from lack of blood(and highly intoxicated) and they were able to get me to help.
that really woke me up on how stupid and reckless i was being. i hate how the scars look on my body but when i see them i realize how lucky i am to be here. i have 1 scar almost foot long on my forearm going across my wrist and 12 scars crisscrossed across my whole thigh.