general public minitruckin' responses

ok i starting this to vent about the public view of our scene. so post some quotes of first hand experiences.....

FIRST OF ALL I DONT HAVE HIGH-DRAW-LICKS! quit asking, u get disapointed when my body drop wont hop.....

how do you drive it that low?how do you get over train tracks?how do you avoid not going on the highway? (never understood that one...)is that bowling ball paint?you need new shockswhats that sh!t in the bed?you know you cant haul much with a hole in your bed.whats that humming sound? what happens when one pops?airbags? like when you get in a wreck? my car has those.your license plate is crookedhow did you get your plate in the tailgate? with wood?why?i saw him one night his truck was making sparks, it must be broken, when he realized he lifted it back up.. i wouldnt want a truck like that. your wheel wells sure are small id rather have a lift and some big rims

i know theres more.... ill remember more later...

so lets see 'em. public quotes....

is it broken?

pull over you truck is broken

does everyone in your club have a crooked liscense plate? ( when they see more then one of us)

does it have hydraulics? no airbags then they respond huh?

i have a minitruck on bags they respond oh a lowrider

do you have a flat? i heard air come out and your truck fell

you ruined a perfectly good truck.

why did you weld the tailgate shut?

your license plate is falling off

how do you make your truck throw sparks? do you have some sparker thing mounted under it?

why did you do that?

I think you have a flat! --- Low profile tires
How do you drive it? --- Hate this one
I think some one hit your truck!--- coworkers did this shit to me all the time!!!
It has Nos!!?
omg so many more ......

lol awesome keep them coming...

respond with:

does ur wife make u drive that grocery getter van?

why is it that you people always ask the same stupid questions? are yall that dumb?

they say..."how do you go over speed bumps/turn like with it that low?" my response...."piss off with ur stupid questions!"

no its not broken i did this shit on purpose with my hard earned money, blows ur mind doesnt it?

sorry guess it makes minitruckers/custom car owners look bad but i get tired of the stupid ass questions sometimes. plus ive had a bad day today.

what does your personal tag mean??
why do you have a hole in your bed??
how do you get in it...its got no handles!
whats the purpose of 4x4 fenders if your truck is lowered?? I love that one!
why did you lower it??
how did you lower it??
do you have an exhaust leak??

When I took the shop Challenger to a hot rod show nearby, EVERYONE looked in the trunk and said, "Woah, look at all that NOS!"

Sigh... it's getting better with all of the shows on TV these days- air suspension is getting at least a LITTLE better-known, but it's ridiculous how people don't know squat about cars- even the ones they drive!

I guess that's why we do this- to separate ourselves from the people who think cars are just for transportation!

I hear these all the time, but the one I hear the most is when some one looks at the logo on my back window and asks..."is EKSESSIV the name of your car?" LOL I gotta tell them it's a club!

best one i got was hey u might need some air in your air shocks cuz the back is sittin low.

also, man that thing go fast in the 1/4 mile? them big ol tires(20s with lo pros)tubs n fuel cell. that motor poppin out hte hood i bet that thingll pull the tires huh.