general public minitruckin' responses

i never get the whole does your truck have hydraulics thing. its always man that thing got airbags? like dude wtf are bags come on now! juice is makin its comeback

your balljoints are broken *RANGER*

i get so tired of the "how high will it go" or when some idiot starts doing the up and down hand motions like i'm going to even attempt to hop a full size truck with kandy paint

but overall I have to agree that part of why we do it is to stand out, i almost never care regadless how stupid the question.

most common has to be
"how does it drive like that and not tear things up?"

had the top off one day and guy next to me asked,
"what do you call that?"
"a truck!"

my best one yet...

I had a lady ask me "Why did all your tires go flat when you parked?" I tried to explain that the whole car goes up and down, and she says, "So you can fill the tires back up with those switches?"

Originally posted by matchead88



has anyone ever gotten the "hey your front tires are broken, you might wanna fix that"that is the best one i've gotten

i had this one asked when i drove my hardbody up to the kawasaki dealership where my older sister works. i was walking in the place and a older guy was coming out and said "hey i think your rim came off" cause of the camber it had. i just laughed at him.

also my buddy skinny had met up with us at waffle house one night in his bodydropped s10 and some hicks were outside and when he lifted it up a little they shouted "does it do the dance?" we use this shit all the time now.

and when i was heading to summer showdown in my yota (which is just cranked torsions and flipped leaf springs) we hit this dead possum in the road and drug him for about a mile. smell was fucking horrible! and it was raining hard cause of the hurricane that was hitting south ga so we couldnt roll the windows down just dealy with a wet dead possum smell. way worse than a wet dog smell which i cant stand either.

guy that works in my moms office asked if i had nitrous on the yota. it was my air tank.........and compressor. hes a nice guy though, so i just explained what it was. after that he seemed to like the truck a little bit more.

the best was When I was a lot younger and worked at target, There was a PA message over the whole store that a little black truck ( with my plate # ) was hit in the parking lot. So I say oh shit and run out there. There was a small crowd around my truck and their all like look someone backed over this truck!!!.....nothing was wrong i just had the front up and ass down.

One time I was driving into a parking lot. I hammered my truck to the ground and drug to a stop. As I got out, a lady in a church van full of kids drives up break neck speed. She throws open her door and yells," ARE YOU OK....IS EVERYTHING OK......DO YOU NEED HELP....I'LL CALL HELP." I just stood there with a very confused look on my face as I reached in the truck and raised the truck up. Her eyes got really big as all the kids in the van were laughing. She then said," That is cool.....that is really awesome." And then she got back in the van and drove away. That had to be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.

i had a lady at my buds tire shop ask me if my truck had an elevator on it lol

i also came out of a grocery store one day and found an old man bout 75 and old woman staring at my truck. they proceeded to ask me a million Q's about it and said that was the coolest thing they had ever seen...awsome old people