general public minitruckin' responses

the best one that i always hear...HOW MUCH WILL YOU CHARGE ME TO DO THAT TO MY TRUCK? My response HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT?!!!

How do you go over speed bumbs?
Hey your brights are on.
I think your truck is on fire.
How do you turn?
Is that your gas tank? lol

has anyone ever gotten the
"hey your front tires are broken, you might wanna fix that"
that is the best one i've gotten

I got asked the other day what happens if you run over a animal on the road?
ans. push it till it gets out of the way

what is vertically challenged? is that for tall people? haha i get that all the time.

Someone asked a friend of mine if his truck had "airdraulics"

My favorite isnt whats said, its just the look of complete disgust as they drive by.

i always get "why is there a keg in the back of your truck?"
and i just tell them its decoration cause im a redneck

I HATE WHEN SOMEONE PULLS UP NEXT TO YOU AT A LIGHT, MOTIONS YOU TO ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASK "HOW HIGH WILL IT GO?"!

ohh yeah
"doesnt it feel like your ass is on the ground"

Edited: 9/20/2008 11:29:18 AM by gorillagarage

Originally posted by OldSkool720



i always get "why is there a keg in the back of your truck?"and i just tell them its decoration cause im a redneck